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Stephen Hunt's author corner => Jackelian chat => Topic started by: Tim_the_Bald on October 28, 2011, 04:19:29 PM

Title: Gideon's Collar
Post by: Tim_the_Bald on October 28, 2011, 04:19:29 PM
Please describe in all the gory detail how a Gideon's Collar works.
Title: Re: Gideon's Collar
Post by: shunt12 on October 29, 2011, 03:20:40 AM
Hi Tim

Well, compatriot, first the prisoner is restrained, including the collar of the title. Then they are led onto a conveyer belt that conveys them into the box. Then a steam-driven bolt is driven into their head to render them bounteous (kill them).

Next, the corpse is tipped into a mincing machine to reduce the body to fertiliser for the glorious production of crops in the community farms of the people.

And if you don't like it, compatriot, then please identify yourself for processing evaluation, immediately.
Title: Re: Gideon's Collar
Post by: Tashia Howk on November 07, 2011, 01:52:05 PM
Sounds nasty!